So… like a hot dog?

Dammit, it's not fair! Kinga doesn't understand how Netflix ratings work!

No love for Starcrash?

I LOVED Cry Wilderness! I give it a B+, but I'm a cheap date, especially where Joel Hodgson is concerned.

Mirror Universe America also spells it 'cancelled'.

I liked Colleen Wing! Actually, nearly every character was more interesting than Danny was.

I have a 4 Constitution. At level 1 I had -1 hit point!

She really deserves her own film franchise, and she must be played by Kisten Schaal.

As Donald Trump, my skin secretes an oily residue with the consistency of cake batter. I'm… not an attractive man.

SHE DOES?!? But why? Look at me, I'm hideous!

Yeah, seems fine to me.

Just… use your imagination. It's a really small apartment.

Yes, YES..! I will buy your snacks!

I can't believe other Trump mentioned covfefe. What was he thinking? No one must know about covfefe!

Huh. Lost interest.

Oh man, I've found a buffet with the best mango chicken I've ever tasted, and really good peppers and potatoes too. I'm going to be giving my doppelganger a run for his money at this point.

Because Lord of the Rings was… Hmm, maybe yours is better. Carry on.

If a movie is really good I'll often wish it were longer, but the longer it is, the less likely it is that it'll be really good.

Dr. Strangefate always seemed like the best fit to me…

GAAH!
(Throws hot tacks at My Hero Zero)