I hope it does amazingly well so that Marvel will finally give me my Black Widow, Daughters of the Dragon and Squirrel Girl movies.

YEAH! The punches and that gun of his! Damn, but those are good. The punches make you wince, and when he fires that pistol it sounds like a battleship deck gun!

With one of the most satisfying punch sound effects ever. Just a wonderful spine-tingling crunch that lets you know that yeah, that Nazi has broken bones.

Well, Tony stops building weapons because of the dying counsel of a Chinese socialist, and Cap dyes his hair, so he isn't a true blonde.

The five kilograms of mashed potatoes I eat every morning are pretty lumpy.

Damn, we could all be watching Logan right now instead of commenting on the AV Club! What were we thinking?

What happened to the bright young Manimal who stole all our hearts with his awful special effects and laughable dialogue?

…Sounding hot?

No.

The insult which more insults he who speaks it.

They seem to spend a lot of time on the beach weaving rope. Soft, yielding rope.

You are clearly very pure-hearted.

Right, but the women get tied up all the time too. Everyone gets tied up. I read an issue yesterday and I got tied up.

It's… a strange combination.

Jeez, what did I do now? Have I ruined the MCU somehow?!?

I can turn my head and see dozens of things that would look better if they were gold.

Sure, and I was disappointed with his take on many villains. But he's right in principle that these villains could easily be millionaires if they properly applied their powers.

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Go on…

Mind Over Millie!

Superman is completely awesome. He just disappears for long periods to be replaced by weird impostors.