I know, right?

I know, right?

Father? What are you… oh shit, that's right! That hot babe that keeps following me around everywhere is my DAUGHTER.

Hey Gary! Thank you for the support! I'm glad my well-documented creepy behaviour towards women, corrupt business practice and bankruptcy hasn't put you off. And good point that I'm the President of the United States! How crazy is that, huh? I think I'm supposed to be on some trip to foreign countries to meet a…

Garbage is pretty much all that I eat. Quality garbage! The best!

…That doesn't sound like a very good idea.

I mean, it's possible I do. I don't do my own shopping, so I don't know brand names of what I eat. Just make sure it's the best bacon, drenched in the best butter, then soaked in the best corn syrup, and I'm happy. The best.

Just finishing my breakfast of two Baconators used as bread in a burrito sandwich. It's yuge!

I'm at the stage where I would rather see an original concept creatively staged than a re-tread of a classic film. The last really good re-boot of a horror franchise I saw was… I guess Godzilla was alright? But so many disappointments! I don't want a CGI werewolf or CGI Thing. I don't want a Twilight-like…

Iannucci's cruelty is just so refined. He's the Hannibal of TV satire.

Why yes! I would also love to get married in Holland!

Don't we all? (Sighs happily)

For the last time, this isn't a hockey mask! I wear it for my sleep apnea!

There have recently been a lot of creative, interesting NEW horror movies, not based on established franchises. How about you do that, Danny McBride? Why set yourself up for failure by aping a classic?

A strangely formidable presence, Pleasance.

You should look before you lepus.

I doubt it. Someone would have had their way with him. He's adorable.

I would watch the hell out of a show that was just Ben and Kent.

To want to be president you have to have a very particular type of personality that hinges on self-image and ambition (unless you're Truman, who didn't really want to be president). But once they're in the office presidents try to govern effectively, as much as their abilities allow, because they come to understand…

Yeah, Trump isn't the real problem. He's just an embarrassing, incompetent, racist buffoon. The real problem is that he has a multitude of supporters who think he's a strong leader. Even after Trump steps down or is impeached or dies from all the cholesterol clogging his veins, the people who support him will still…