Not unfazed! Not unfazed! You're unfazed!

He still seems to have some basic organizational skills. It's his personality that is the issue.

If only there were someone who was his exact double, while having a diametrically opposed personality, who could replace him…

Ha ha! I hate myself!

A plutocracy and communism are on opposite sides of the spectrum though. Communism espouses common ownership of property and resources, dramatic wealth redistribution to ensure equality for all citizens and the effective elimination of social classes. A plutocracy would not be able to exist in a true communist…

There are three dimensions now?

He's always proud to use 'delicious' because it's the biggest word he knows.

Sadly, Trump is never out of cake.

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Yeah.

Hiiii-keeba!

I've done that, but with chamber music and country.

White Power Communists? Is that seriously a thing?

Are superb Classical Asian musicians not a thing anymore?

Redundant, I think.

I always say no mayo. When they put it on by mistake I've been known to throw the burger away. IT'S THE SMELL.

I am deeply offended by the term 'identity'. Please refer to me as a unified cell collective.

Is that what's happening? Seems more like a cheeky and creative preamble to addressing racism to me, but if the title triggered you, we understand and support your feelings.

Dear White People:
Have you seen our continent? We're sure we left it around here somewhere. Drop us a line if you happen to find it.
Sincerely,
Native Americans.

You gotta prime the pump a little. Bigots are an evil but lazy bunch.

And now for the most horrifying comment ever posted on the AV Club: