And don't even talk about the Legion of Super-Heroes!

This is my main problem with DC. I'll start reading, say, Legion of Super-Heroes, and after a few-months they re-boot it. And then they re-boot it again. And then a third time, and I've had it, you know? I like continuity. I like callbacks and recurring motifs and characters who have the time to develop and grow.…

He was pointing at me. He thinks I'm the enemy because I look just like Trump.

I'll take my reality, where the U.S.A. has had single payer and legal weed for decades. Mirror Universe, woo-hoo!

…Is sports marketing really that much dumber these days? Men in expensive suits spent time and money promoting these characters. Who in the world would think that this was a good idea? Have cross-promotional superheroes ever worked? Did they forget about the debacle which was NFL Superpro?

DC doesn't really seem to get superhero design, which is weird.

Why didn't DC use one of their more prominent African-American heroes, like… um, like…
…
Huh.

Oh no. Has Cyborg been mind-controlled by the Robo-Smasher?

MST3K will both suck and rule, just as always.

I don't even know Mirror Universe Jimmy Fallon. Let me just do a Mirror Universe Google search…
Huh. Looks like he's a hard-drinking defrocked Catholic priest turned two-fisted private eye.

No, a majority of the American people absolutely did not get the government they deserved. A republic is a resilient form of bureaucracy, but it's not unbreakable.

Next you'll be proclaiming that water is wet.

The hunger he displays for acceptance and recognition is the only thing that makes Trump seem vaguely human to me.

I can!

Noah is almost certainly a mythological figure, while regular-universe Trump is terrifyingly real.

This guy is sounding off again? Doesn't Trump have a job?

Roll this into Trump's awful healthcare package and it would pass!

Huh, I was thinking Hellcat, but yeah, White Tiger is a neat idea.

The friendship between Danny and Luke and Colleen and Misty is what I've been looking forward to most of all. Although it would also be great to see Danny trash that creepy serial killer Sabertooth, although I guess that isn't going to happen.

And they spend every waking moment kicking ass, solving mysteries and looking cool.