Colleen is lonely and socially awkward, and Danny's like an endearingly goofy golden retriever. They were bound to fall in love.

Yes, yes! A thousand times yes!

“On Fifth Avenue I went into the Trump Tower, a new skyscraper. A guy named Donald Trump, a developer, is slowly taking over New York, building skyscrapers all over town with his name on them, so I went in and had a look around. The building had the most tasteless lobby I had ever seen —- all brass and chrome and…

Ha ha! I really am!

None of his supporters will care. None of the big-name Republicans really care either. If they actually cared about how tax dollars were spent, they wouldn't support an economic theory as fundamentally flawed as Reaganomics.

Are… are we still talking about masturbation?!?

It isn't work if you enjoy it.

And even that leaves him a little winded.

In a sane universe, he would have gotten therapy at a young age for his many personality disorders, and would now run a non-profit charity that provides micro-loans to recovering addicts.

Depends on how big the circle is, I'd say.

The idea that he's doing presidential work in any capacity is terrifying.

I …yeah.

God, I hate golf so much.

Small hands have their advantages. I can give my gloves to the kids at the orphanage where I volunteer and they fit the little guys perfectly.

Take what? Wait, are you propositioning me? Because as Mirror Universe Trump, I am so open to that.

I guess this one looks a little bit like me.

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson

I can't remember seeing one I actually liked. Battle of Britain was SO disappointing, Pearl Harbor is awful… I liked Tora Tora Tora but there's no real air combat to speak of.
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I mean, how do you screw up the story of the Battle of Britain?!? How do you DO that? Cripes, just pick an ace and make a movie out of them!

Who's doing that? Um… Tim Allen is doing that. Isn't that who we're talking about?
Also I'm glad that so many conservatives worked so hard to keep Trump from getting the nomination. But who did they turn around and vote for in droves once he had the nomination?

After the Trump election I don't think Liberals are in much of a mood to play nice anymore, and are unwilling to be compared to fascists, McCarthyites or Nazis when they challenge conservative viewpoints.