People who would even imply that Prometheus is worse than the latter Alien movies have wiped clean the memories of those movies. The internet has a tendency to exaggerate the reputation of everything over time, and in this case it turned a mediocre movie with beautiful visuals into one of the worst things ever put to…

Let's not.

*Supes snaps Zod's neck, pauses, and smirks into the camera*

If they're trying to find him a suitable exit, I recommend defenestration.

If anyone wants to see possibly the most absurdly exaggerated pearl-clutching ever witnessed on this site, go check out the comments on the Spoiler Space for the first movie. So much rage and hellfire over a juvenile and unnecessary, but ultimately inconsequential "James Bond gets laid at the end" parody gag.

I would still highly recommend the Walking Dead games for how well-crafted their characters are and how utterly devastating they often get on an emotional level, but some of the choices really are just cosmetic. Not all, or even a vast majority, but a decent percentage.

Love them or hate them, question how much your choices really matter, get into as many pissy debates as you want about what can or can't be considered a "real video game": so far, I've never played a Telltale game that left me anything less than thoroughly satisfied by the end, and I've played all of them save the Mine…

I don't care for Trainor either, but holy shit, these are some ludicrous grandstanding arguments right here. Exactly the kind of strained, humorless absurdity that we all thought killed HateSong off in the first place.

I trust they'll receive proper development from their likable bases; as others have said, it's not like most of the OT cast were multi-layered characters to start with. And Kylo Ren's immediate depth and distinctiveness more than makes up for the initial shallowness of the protagonists.

The hate for TFA is vastly overblown. However derivative of New Hope's basic plot structure it was, it had more than a few great new characters (way better than the empty outlines that populated Rogue One) and memorable scenes, and it was undeniably beautifully shot. It was a solid reintroductory episode. And you just…

At the climax of the movie, the bulge in the Goblin King's pants will be revealed as a turkey baster.

This looks very, very mediocre.

All the kids are saying it! It's the wokest new thing!

I have nothing snarky to say about attention whoring or kids these days or whatever. It's more apparent than ever that this guy is genuinely mentally ill and needs urgent help.

Multiple other crew members, including Marc Guggenheim, have confirmed it. So unless they're all playing a prank or all of their accounts got hacked, I'd say / hope Manu is just dicking around with the fans.

Apparently Guggenheim has now tweeted about Bennett's return along with some script details, and the season finale is to be entitled "Lian Yu," so I don't see what else could happen. Unless this is all some massive, elaborate prank via multiple hacked social media accounts, which… God, let that be wrong.

Please let him be lying to try and preserve the surprise. I cannot deal with getting this news and then having it turn out to be false.

It's really turned around this season, in no small part thanks to the best villain and use of flashbacks since Slade's season.

I may or may not have genuinely fist-pumped the air and shouted "YES! YES! FUCKING YES!" when I saw this headline.

"Billie Lourd jumps from Scream Queens…"