For people who live in different time zones, they haven't "already aired." All it takes is a glance at a new headline randomly checking the site's homepage hours before an episode airs here and *BAM* unnecessary spoilers.

Spiffy PC remake! I had a DS when the game came out, but by the time I was even remotely interested, the thing had gathered too much dust to be usable. Similarly, I only got into Danganronpa when it was remastered for PC, except I never had a PSP in that case.

Spoiler alert: Five minutes into the first episode, Blade shows up, reveals that Danny was secretly a vampire the whole time, and violently stakes him. Blade then joins the Defenders.

Checking out 999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors for the first time. It was recommended to me because I love Danganronpa, and they're developed by the same company and their respective creators apparently influence each other. So hopefully it's pretty good. Also sinking tons of time into For Honor, on the rare…

I'm talking about AV Club's practice of putting spoilers in their headlines. They've been doing it forever. I don't even watch this show myself.

This is nothing new, sadly. It seems like every time there's a major plot twist, death, or shakeup of any kind in an episode, the headline of the review has to scream it to the heavens. It's terrible.

Audition is more fucked up than "bawl your eyes out" material like Fireflies. It's not really sad at all, in any regard. But it's REALLY fucked up.

So the last promo gave us killer emoji robots, and this one gives us Missy dabbing.

The Bay is one of the most profoundly disturbing horror movies I've ever watched, and it wouldn't have a fraction of the impact were it filmed traditionally. I'll always hold that up as an example of how to do the style right.

They're lucky this was one of the best episodes of the show yet, because if it had been anything less, I would've killed a bitch for delaying Samurai Jack.

If it's a legitimate neck injury, the body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

It's still ambiguous whether or not he was being genuine in that last scene. Considering he went on to ramble about a fast food dipping sauce as if it was the most important thing in the world, it's entirely likely that A) he was bullshitting Morty and hiding his true feelings, or B) he's just gone a bit nuts from the…

I'm still bitter about this episode's existence, because many years ago it led some concerned parents' group to tell my (then church-going and extremely overprotective) mother that Pokemon causes seizures, and thus she threw out all of my Pokemon games while I was at school.

As if I wasn't apprehensive enough about the character (the trailers haven't impressed me), now I have to wait with bated breath to see what Steven Moffat — not exactly a man with a strong track record for well-handled minority characters — thinks a gay woman should act like.

Griffith did nothing wrong.

Wow, this is certainly one of the more positive reviews I've seen for this. So far, both fans of the anime and non-fans seem to be of the consensus that it's pretty and has some solid action scenes, but it's also rushed, muddled, very generic, lacks characterization, etc.

As someone who finally jumped ship from Cracked in 2015 after years of reading (mainly because all of the best commenters had migrated to The Comment Section due to Wong's constant hostility), this entire series of comment chains has made me sad and nostalgic.

The most exciting thing the doll does in the first two acts of Annabelle is make some popcorn overheat on the stove. The rest is just glacially paced invisible ghost/demon nonsense.

An origin story? Wasn't the first movie already an origin story that started with the doll originally being possessed? It was made as a Conjuring prequel. How much more "origin" could you get?

This isn't the greatest trailer and there are certainly things to be skeptical about, but Noah Hawley has done me no wrong yet. The first two seasons of Fargo were sublimely entertaining, I have no words to describe my love for Legion, and I even read his book and enjoyed it. So I have no reason to be wary yet.