This is one of the worst films I've seen all year. I don't know why I decided to give it a shot. I like Dawson I guess, but the structure and twists were enough to get me to give it a try. But this whole thing felt like they just ran out of money halfway through. SPOILERS AHEAD.

And how DARE you insist the moon landing is fake!

Short answer: no.

I don't even believe the episodes of this show within a season are connected to each other.

Does anyone actually enjoy the Marvel events? Like at all? It just seems to me that they exist solely to get people to buy them on the theory that they're important to the 'universe' or whatever, but they're ultimately not. What was the last event to have any impact on Marvel as a whole? Civil War maybe? And who…

I just assumed she would call the cops give them an anonymous tip about Nick being seen at his father's house like all the other stuff that was written on her calender.

Man, your list didn't start off too well.

Stop awesome-shaming him.

Muscles keep people from being great actors?

He, Jon Cryer, and Sean Hayes and Brad Garrett have 10 Emmys for playing comedic characters in sitcoms.

Cranston is and was great. That said, he's won four times. I'm not saying he's not deserving (I thought the performances were neck and neck), I just was rooting for the more interesting outcome. Which the Emmys will always disappoint.

I tend to judge comedies not only on the strength of certain jokes, but whether or not there is a lot of bad jokes. A few bad jokes or gags can ruin an entire viewing experience.

I was rooting for McConaughey. Not because Cranston wasn't awesome, but he'd already won and it would've been cool to see McConaughey win both the Oscar and Emmy as validation for the great choices and risks he's taken lately. But the Emmys will always disappoint.

I just read his apology and I was pretty impressed. This wasn't the typical celebrity apology of "I didn't mean to offend anyone", but sounded sincere and contrite. He won me over.

God damn. Nobody thinks suicide is a good thing or that suicide is a noble thing or that suicide is a wonderful solution that should be embraced. It's terrifying and horrible when it happens. Hell, Robin Williams killing himself despite reaching the top of his professions, having a loving family…it's unbearably sad.…

One of the most frustrating parts about depression is knowing that there are reasons not to be depressed or reasons you should feel happy that don't work. It's a spiral. It won't allow you to be happy despite how well life is going and therefore, it isn't going to do anybody any good to yell at them about it. They…

I was just about to say that we haven't had enough kids of famous people getting movies made for them! Will Smith and Judd Apatow can't do this all alone, guys!

This is a movie explicitly made for idiots, dude. If you take stuff like this seriously on either side, you're a certified fucking moron. Nobody wants to explicitly ruin America.

People are too terrified to call him in fear of interrupting his kung fu.

Mr. Hinckley, your computer time is up!