oh dear, phrasing!

Hey, how come the priest gets off so easy

Oh, naturally. Part and parcel of the pleasure.

Hell, I'm happy to have an office rather than a cardboard cube.

Lies make the baby Jesus cry, Dik.

see Phil Lynott comments below. All my attraction to her is gone now.

Never is when you go in with high expectations.

To-night there's gon-na be a jailbreak

Grey Worm just got bumped up in the death pool.

Bullshit. You always scream "GET TO DA CHOPPA!" while doing it.

HR has asked you multiple times to stop helicoptering at work, Dik.

Cool, he'll get to sit on the Iron Throne!

'Bout time.

*looks over at crap hole in corner of office*

I'd say the same thing regarding his accent/vocal affectation. Stick to one thing, christmas, he's all over the damn place…

sounds like a good spinoff!

Ain't the size of the hammer, it's how ya wield it.

But what about the tits?

Still obsessed with OJ, I see…

Surely that happened years ago.