"Spay and neuter your pets, you filthy assholes…"

Don't we all, don't we all.

Oasis?

who gives a hot shit about this? Apparently the rumor mill sez Alien sequels and Affleck's Batman are both kaput.

That Simpsons one?

hoooooly shit, it's all coming down today!

Maybe people are growing weary of hearing journo's rambling thoughts on draft picks/trades.

Huh! Scott's Alien sequels/prequels/whatever-the-fucks might also be dead.

Vice Sports, also dead.

All of them drunk as hell, yelling about CSA.

Aw, cool, press briefings are gonna get a lot bloodier!

Like the rest of them, unfit and unprepared for the task at hand.

Right? It makes no sense, but I can't control my bloodlust.

Retract your anti-sandwich store comment then! Or at least throw "hipster" in there somewhere

People love the ol' pus pus

think they're just keeping him around to piss people off. they seem to be fairly good at that.

I can't really explain it. I don't know. It's weird, maybe she reminds me of Grandma Killjoy, who always terrified me as a wee boy.

Betcha National Gelato Day is sometime this summer. Might be time for a li'l strachiatella

Wow, deep cut!

Thoughts on banh mi?