why would the movie lieeeeee

True, I guess.

That Metallica/Lou Reed album is my go-to.

He got fired from both the Sarah Silverman Program and Community for his tardiness, man!

Punk kids act like punks, movie at 11…

Thanks, Hobby Lobby!

Truly a "Thanks, Obama!" moment

Mmmm, yes, these are all true facts.

Guvn'r doesn't know fun.

Fun times in the ol' Lone Star State.

Forgot he was part of that disgusting mob.

Sounds familiar. Shoulda ran for pres.

Philadelphia, the NJ of PA.

Her self-expression through art intimidates me and I won't stand for it.

But let's talk some more about states rights, shall we?

Scott Walker, Rick Scott, LePage, that texas motherfucker

Funny story bout that.

Yet somehow Christie gets more media attention. Makes ya think…

Yeah, why don't you go hit up Fashion Bug and choke on one!

Pretty sure hate is a large part of NJ's GDP.