They were dead the entire time!

Oh jeeze, you gotta finish Whiplash, the ending is the best damn part!

Really like Crazy Ex a lot, and it just got renewed for a third season!

Hmmm…Overcast you say. I'll check 'er out! Thanks.

I'm kinda surprised CW is on there. I can't recall the last CW show that has been required viewing. Oh, other than the weird outlier Crazy Ex GF which is crazytown bannanapants.

Never forget Terriers.

Heh, AMC is the power bottom.

Her shirt…appears to be eating itself?!

Fuckin' Confucius over here…

*shudders*

My uncle says when he was younger he used to sometimes eat canned peaches with velveeta cheese.

Note: The fries have not been in contact with/do not contain human urine.

This sounds destined for HDTGM greatness.

Me? I'd be burning down and/or blowing up big buildings ALL NIGHT.

Don't be withholding now, Eli!

"unfortunate" riiiiight! You loved every second (and inch) of it, confess!

Whoo-boy, I wish! That Alger, I tell ya, has all the right angles in all the wrong places.

That piece is just a chopped up credit card.

I suppose that makes me the winner!

I would not be surprised to find out Trump has an actual cabinet full of dismembered penises.