So good they're gonna CGI his ass into the next one. Just to please us. Because it is all for us.

That is clearly golden sliced meatloaf and I will fistfight anyone who says otherwise!!

Ok, who here replaced Vlad's hearing aid batteries with Skittles??

I dunno, the Best Dicks of 2016 list that the New Yorker assembled was pretty…solid.

I fuckin' knew I should have spent more time campaigning & buying up votes in Park Place & Marvin goddamn Gardens, but noooo, the analysts all said I was a lock! Can't even trust numbers any more.

I'm… gonna walk away from this joke now before it gets any worse.

Some things you just shouldn't joke about, Modok.

Yeah, this list is severely lacking in turgid, veiny dicks.

Sir David Attenborough!

Oh, so we're part of the problem now?! This is like some weird form of trolling! See how many dum-dums catch the mistake and crow about it? Interesting theory.

Your eyes doth not deceive you, Broc.

Yeaaaaahhh, that is very true. Wow, now I am super annoyed.

The anti-semitic one probably.

J-E-W-S

And so begins the Great Slit Slant Debate of 2017!

Neighbors With Arsenals?

Replaced with a Colecovision SmartWriter!

Old Navy?

I think the entire copy editor industry was mass liquidated mid-2016.

Slits, slants…