I don't think they do.

Nooice nooice!

We're going to sell drugs, Orphan Black-style. By using a crafts shop as a front.

I thought the ones from last week were straight cherries. Who's saying that this season's songs weren't as good as last season's?

I think my inseam is like 25 inches so you're in good company. The trick for short girls is just to buy cropped pants and hope they look like regular pants on you.

Holy shit, dude. I wish you guys the best of luck. I'll be sending good vibes your family's and the girl's family's way.

Thread over.

Pulling out the big buns, aren't you?

They should! You know you like that people know.

Poop.

I want you to get your butt on skype.

bongoes, I have the flu. I need attention from you!

I don't want to sign in but I'm going with David Pumpkins just because he's more relevant. Kevin Roberts is DA MAN, though.

Pilot

I'm sorry, Hillary. I can't handle this "middle-out" Silcon Valley reference.

I love that when Hillary didn't get a chance to refute what Donald said, she started to scribble on her notes. I like to think that that's her way of dealing with her anger. I would give anything to see those notes.

He said "muscle" at least twice.

As of today, Ouija 2 has a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. Probably will drop down 10-20 points.

Clearly it has to be in lowercase letters because all text messages are in lowercase letters or else how would we be able to confirm it was actually a thing I texted?
It all makes allergic sense.

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