I love you.

Do I look like I have self-control?

Happy birthday, guys! You guys are like some of the most awesome human beings out there and I hope both of you see this thread.

I didn't notice a lot of people wearing earmuffs but if they are it's because the Chanel's decided they needed canon fodder for the killer so they recruited a bunch of girls to be new Chanels, which basically entails emulating orig Chanel's look and that explains the pink nurses uniforms. Actually they're doctors in…

It contains the same force that makes me watch Two Broke Girls reruns. It's not normal.

Yeahhhhhh. I still watch that shit. It's actual shit.

Don't get a heart attack at Disney World. Don't become a statistic.

Thank you so much, Quirky! And congratulations on your engagement!

Fantastic Beasts was a lot of fun. Some of the parts where they were trying to set up future installments took me out of the movie sometimes, but overall, I liked it!

bongoes says yay

This is amazing news!!!!

*lights up a match*

Yeah, but I didn't want you sending money over from New York willy-nilly. Just use Pay Pal.

NOTE TO THE NSA AND ANY OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES THAT MAY BE READING THIS. THIS BITCH IS A CREEP ARREST HIM

you're digging yourself deeper, bro

Thank you, UGNE!

You basic.

Yeah! I turned 21! So I guess The Narrator is still the youngest cat around here then.

You missed it. But they're going to stop by more often so that's cool.

Bro! Bro! What are you even doing with your life?