TBH, I like it better than the old weekly song.

Glen Powell? Oh, you're talking about Chad from Scream Queens. Silly, Narrator.

Happy birthday, afro!

YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS…

That's it. I'm totally putting your head in a box.

…

It's still your birthday, right?

Soon enough you'll be good enough to make music for my club's sketch videos. Yayayayayay!

Yeah, that helps.

I HAVE TO LIVE IN YOU!!!!

GODDAMMIT, NORTH CAROLINA!

I used to feel a little bad for him getting caught up in the whole Donald Trump scandal since he did apologize for it and it seemed sincere but now it's like- nah, dawg. Not letting you off for this one. He's a creep through-and-through and the fact that he was actually bragging about having those tapes this summer is…

Dude, you are MISSING OUT ON LIFE if you don't know who THE BILLY BUSH is.

I heard all those jokes but I thought that the joke was mostly based on the fact that they have the same last name, not that they come from the same family.

Did you guys know that Billy Bush was related to the Bush family?

I was joking, bro.

Bro, how about Tom Welling.

DID SOMEONE SAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN!??!?!

As someone who is in the pre-process of cleaning her room (I'LL GET TO IT IN A FEW MORE MINUTES, MOM!), you guys should post some of your best one-liners here so I can read these later.

There's nothing that can make me like a comment faster than the mention of Andrew Bird.