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Never Have I Ever Played This Game

It was all about Sam and Cat until a few weeks ago when it was cancelled. I think there's a new show show coming up called Henry Danger.

Yeah, the other shows are corny, but this show smothers itself in its own smugness.

Maybe the second worst show in recorded history. There's been about 5 years of terrible comedy. Not even comedy. Terrible 5 years of saying lines in an abnormal way. My brother was, and still is a little, obsessed with that show.

It goes do-do do-do do-do do-do.

8 page ad? How does that work?

For a minute, I thought you said "sledgehammer" instead of "hedgetrimmer," which seems like it would get the job a lot quicker. Who needs to trim when you can completely destroy your hair follicles?

1. I think it would be worth it to have to most of the gang back together. 2. Plus, I imagine a lot of people love Pierce, including my friend Crazy Steve. 3. It would be like having a chance to bring your dead great uncle back to life, but deciding not to do it because the funeral was like, really great and also

It'd probably end up being more like a recap. Dolphins is a can do!

Older movies:

I also enjoy reviews on terrible movies.

What were the questions?

Did I put an alarm for that? DAMN YOU, CELLPHONE!

The one with caiman would be my second choice because I'm just thinking about how terrifying it would be to be in the middle of all those caimans.

I like the butterfly in the mouth-shaped min-cave thingy.

12. page of madness. got it!
13. I would have to say that it does happen occasionally. Someone would say something in Spanish that only makes sense in Spanish, and the English subtitles would offer it's American version of the dialogue.

Best movie opening of the weekend. Much better than the other one with Vin Diesel and Bradley Cooper playing a tree and a raccoon. What is that even supposed to be about?

1. Comedians/funny people I'm aware of. They're one of the most exciting parts of a film for me.