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This is weird. What are these pictures doing in my territory

what

What the fuck

New No-no! All pilots should be former The Expendables stars.

Good Burger.

Awww. What a lovely song about cotton

That was terrifying. Now I know what John Wayne Gacy's dreams sounds like.

Butthole Surfers

Cannibalism is basically the same thing as puppies.

That's a little bit of a leap in logic, but I'll take it!

Weirdo. Why do I want to marry you, again?

WELL WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER

*tears in eyes*

Ok, good then.

I can see the light…

Unsurprisingly, I don't think I would mind it. I eat like a pig a lot.

I don't understand whether I can't eat bacon or I shouldn't eat bacon. Am I going to die, Narwhal?