I'm not crying. Shut up.

5. That's weird.

Of course.

One of the greatest moments for a black woman, right beside Rosa Parks and the Montgomery city bus, and Tyra Banks saying "Kiss my fat ass."

I wanna join in.

5.

Fuck. I missed Bob's Burgers again. I thought having it at 7:00 would be better because I could get TV watching out of the way for the night, but dammit, I keep forgetting on watching it.

Just look for the short girl with the long hair, dry laugh, and jagged teeth. THAT'S ME!

Only if the year is 1997 and features a very fashion-forward Sinbad.

Awwww. Adorable. If we ever have a CZ reunion, I'm tracking you down to personally invite you myself. I know that you live in Texas and work at a Whataburger. I KNOW HOW TO USE GOOGLE MAPS. It won't be too hard to find you.

Note to self: Let bongoes raise my kids.
Also: Try to stop telling one of my friends that I'm going to kill him. His girlfriend doesn't like that.

I have a mildly charming personality.
If you count the CZ, you have at least 30 friends, give or take pulp. I count him as a frenemy.

A bunch of my cousins and my sister used to put me in a dark room to play a game. I would make scary noises and put my long, dark hair over my face. They would come inside the dark room and I'd scare them. It was a fun game. I think the most appropriate name for that game would have been J-horror movie game.

I don't hug anyone either. When my friend touches me, I get a disgusted and angry look on my face.

That's the spirit

Awwwww. *hugs Narwhal* We really are siblings.

How is that not amusing!

That's dumb. Next you're going to tell me that the bloody chains in his living room are for humans too?

No one is butchering anyone. What would make you get the idea? I'm just saying that you can go to my head specialist guy. But you have to visit him at his farm. And don't freak out when you hear screaming. He says that those are just from the pigs on slaughtering day. He says that he has a lot of pigs in his farm.

Get help! Try my guy. He's also a part time butcher, but only on the weekends.