That's adorable? No, it's disturbing. Please don't chase us and slit our throats.

Jane's face.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Is this a quote? Because I actually did have Lunchables this week. Ham and cheese. My brother keeps taking all of the ones with the cookies. That motherflipper.

Maybe he should just stick to shows and movies he actually likes. His half-assed reviews make my soul sad.

Thank you! I was wondering the same thing, but I thought I was being stupid, since I'm not aware of politics that much. Just headline stuff. How does the analogy he wrote make sense? He doesn't explain any of it. Also, he compared a ghost/supernatural-centric episode of Raising Hope to Forrest Gump. I still don't…

Like I said below, I'm like 99% sure that most of his reviews is him basically live-blogging the show or movie and putting that into a review format. Which is quite possibly the worst way to review something.

The big thing that bothers me is how much his current reviews of Raising Hope feel like a summary of what happened in the episode. The lower half of the review is just him talking about what he remembered of the episode and giving a few quotes.
"Burt’s rejoicing grows a little muted when he discovers that the Chances
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Ahhhh, Phil's trademark writing style. Stream of consci- BULLSHIT

Follow-up question: How does he still have a job as a reviewer?

Wow. Phil Dyess-Nugent isn't even trying anymore with the last two Raising Hope reviews. I know that there's only three episodes left in the series and a lot of people have checked out, especially since the show is on Fridays now, but seriously? Most of this week's four-paragraph review is really more like a summary…

My friend just started to watch the show. She started on last week's episode and said that that episode was a little boring, which makes a little bit of sense for a new viewer to watch an episode that sets up other episodes and doesn't have a lot of action in it. I just hope that she got a chance to watch this one…

Extra big spoilers
You just find out that a guy you know could have been the man behind two different unknown serial killing cases, and what do you do? Go investigate at his house, of course! At least she brought a gun. Too bad that probably didn't help her.

The preview for next week KILLED ME! LITERALLY

Get out of there, Katz! Does everyone on the show have a death wish?

Is it me or did Katz just say "Snitches get stitches?"

It seems like she just went over the eye but still through the eye socket or something.

I was freaked out for a second there, but then it was just a lobotomy. I thought she was going to stab his eye.

Keep your mouth shut, new psychiatrist dude! This is like a horror movie. Ohhhh no, he dead.

That looks like Annie is saying "I cum all over them".