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AWWWWWWWWWW. You're so sweet, steph. In a world of Canadians, you are still the nicest of them all. You're like that lady from Canada a while ago who didn't report a burglar. Instead, she sat down with him and discussed his life choices. YOU'RE LIKE THAT.

No, actually I'm pretty sure they're saving a future timeslot for Kendall & Kylie Go to Hollywood or something.

You're hot.

This comment is really long so I don't want to read it. Sing it to me… sing me a lullaby.

Aye, Capt

I named my fishes Blue Jay and Magenta. I buried Magenta who died first. I think I even had a tiny gravestone for her. Then I buried Blue Jay beside Magenta when he died afterwards.

YOUR FACE IS MY FRIEND

IT WAS ON ROLLBACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH

Very much so.

That's the sound of my tiny heart getting shattered into tiny heart pieces.

It's ok, stingo. Happppyyyy birthdayyyyyyyy

Happy birthday happy birthday. Thanks, doc.

Thanks, Eric. Is it weird that when everyone said Happy Birthday to me, I'd say Happy Birthday back. There was only one instance that that didn't sound completely insane and that was when the other girl actually did have the same birthday.

I make no promises!

Thank you, Quirky. You guys are awesome. I'm just excited that I can now sign up for the big girl volunteer things.

Awwww. It's ok. I had a quaint birthday. It was nice. Everyone's birthday is around mine so it's hard to keep up.

You guys are terrible at remembering birthday. You're all the ex-boyfriends of the birthday world.