She awoke to discover that she acquired the "Innsmouth" look.

*toilet flushing*
*sound of baboon going crazy*
* that wah wah waaaaaaaah music*

Do puns give anyone else Cottonmouth?

Spider number five had us in TEARS!

Her career is SO dead…
HOW DEAD IS IT?
…her career is so dead the producers of "Hello Larry" won't return her calls.

Or the director of 10 Cloverfield Lane.

It's a series of tubers!

"Jezebel! Whore! The man is the master of the house!"

Man, I don't even HAVE a lawyer!

..of married women.

They say God created Zune to test the faithful…

I read your post in Hannibal Lector's voice.

Ha! That robot was so funny!

Make the MP3 hit 80 MPH and then we'll see some serious shit?

HALP!

I don't even OWN a grain silo!

He has a thing for married women?

You blow my Dad with that mouth?

No, those are for those statues.

They have to pace themselves, they're too old for this shit.