He can't, because he shot his LOOOOOOOOOOAD into Elisabeth Moss, ok?

Old? Wanna fuck?

When he united the Thals to rise up against the Daleks.

"Please! Call 'er Red!"

You're thinking of a comical old timey car horn.

He spends every meeting listening to the big game on his ear phone.

I wouldn't want to bring up any painful memories!