Heck ya the Maid-Rite! Had my first one a few years ago (oddly enough, passing through Muscatine), had no idea what I was getting into, but really enjoyed it.
It really is an acquired taste. Texture is 'off' from what you would expect, but the flavor is there - so it's a bit of a cognitive disconnect.
Great article!

nah - it's clearly a wis or int based skill check to begin with

Tom Hardy is in it too, IIRC

"I got my safety right here!"

That was one of the few soundtrack albums I got before I had even seen the movie. A friend had thrown a track from it onto a road trip mix – and I dug it so much I went and bought the CD. It was sometime later that I saw the film. Still makes some rotation in my playlists.

Keep the murder part of Clue, but make it a crossover featuring Angela Lansbury.

or just 10d6 if you make your will save

But not bats. He doesn't have that much personal liability insurance coverage.

My favorite one is the one for The Sum of All Fears with the Director and Tom Clancy. It starts out like this:
(Director): Hi, I'm The Director of this film.
(Tom Clancy): Hi, I'm the author of the book that this guy ignored.
Awkward pause…
(Director): Well, we had to make a few changes.
it gets better from there, as TC…

Weird Al wrote his entire song based solely on internet rumors/spoilers.

We win Gracie.

No, it's not Nathan Patrick Fillion of Castle and Firefly fame, it's Nathan Francis Fillion - from Minnesota.

The only thing I remember from that show, is one episode the Violent Femmes guest appeared and sang a cover of "Ring of Fire".

There are only two universes - Space UK, and a Cowboy one.

Ely

Anyone that mixes up "site" and "sight" - e.g. "A site for sore eyes" (unless it's the webpage of an optometrist)
"I set my site on the goal"

Calm down - drink your Earl Grey Tea and relax.

that's because after they write the first six letters - they dissolve into uncontrollable giggling.

and now you will be spelling it for the rest of your day…

my mnemonic tool for restaurant is: I took a REST, then GOLD, then I RANT - REST-AU-RANT.
Got nothing for Broccoli though…