Seems like a lot of these don't follow the "normal" rules of English spelling, so I don't fault people on them. Except for "Gray", that one gets me all the time - is it with an "A" or an "E"?? Both are correct, according to my research. Grey? Gray? Gray? Grey? stare at it too long, and it looks weird. Like "Dune"…

How do you not know how to spell "Banana" Ohio? It's right there in that dang song! B!-A!-N!-A!-N!-A!-S! Just leave off the last "S"…

one year I want to get to the New Standards' holiday show. not going to happen this year because of scheduling conflicts.

back in '01 or so, I won tickets to see Fastball and Collective Soul - I had second row, middle seats. During that song - the singer stepped out and sang on the seat next to me. Because I went alone :(

no…no… the one with Hepburn in it… Desk Set.

I don't remember much about that movie, except I think I sort of remember that we both kind of liked it…

I can't count how many ways I hate you…

Was Kroeger not available?

"You guys had a riot? For me?"

that's right - FNT was in that movie with Heath Ledger.
edit: and Julia Stiles. I forgot her name when I wrote this.

there's a name that I haven't heard in a long time. I wonder what he's doing these days? Oh - Hi Ed - can I get fries with this?

and he used "gather up your jackets…" because "placenta" doesn't rhyme with "exits", right?

So, it's not a bar that is saying "you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" it's the Hospital?

The band has three great albums worth of songs - and this is the one he picks? grrr…

(You find yourself on a strange planet) Command?
I am groot
(you picked up the sword) Command?
I am groot
(you walk into the forest) Command?
I am groot
(you enter the cave) Command?
I am groot
(you have slain the troll) Command?
I am groot
(you have initiated the self-destruct sequence) Command?
I am groot
(you have the Babel…

That living room is awesome! I want it!

Darth Fitzgerald?
eh - it's better than Darth Dooku

I feel like I brought a Betamax to this VCR fight…

You should check out the Flip The Table Podcast - they frequently play/review/make-fun-of VHS board games. Not all are completely bad - see the ST:TNG one.

Ellen marries Adam - becomes Ellen Ripley-Scott