Star Trek isn't Star Wars. A Trek is a short, pleasant experience. A War is long, expansive, and all-together pleasant.

Ha-ha! Melt! Melt, like a cheaply bought Dollar General Candle, perfect for trashy picnics and otherwise low-key events at night!

That's not Dreamworks.

Kung Fu Panda 1 was very entertaining. And Kung Fu Panda 2 was especially meaningful, dark and emotional, but still humorous and likeable. How to train your dragon was meaningful or else entertaining; it shifted from scene to scene. I assume the second is like it.

Kung Fu Panda, man… Come on. Is AV Club anti-Dreamworks? Cause I will burn this place down to the ground if that's the case!
Well, ok, fine, I was gonna burn it down anyway. Now I'll just work tomorrow.

Bat credit cards?
Please don't hurt me.

It should actually just consist of 4 minutes (exactly 4, not this 3 1/2 nonsense) of J.J. Abrams repeatedly smacking Jar Jar in the face with a toy lightsaber. That'll get some butts in seats.

"Under the sea, oh under the sea, it stinks like brocolee…"

Tupac saw this comin, yall

The A.V. Club
wtf is attention span lol

Hey man, not sure if it's that sarcasm, but Gnomeo and Juliet was a sleeper hit.

They wanted to set his hair on fire.

The A.V. Club
nothing but technical jargon and partisan rhetoric.

It'd have a lot more radio. And just a tad bit timier wimier. Well, more so than it already is.

*pauses in death kneel, unties self*
Wasn't my intention, but good enough. I can't die before I accomplish some pointless things anyway.

Mwahahahahaha? Hah?
HAAAAAA

Shut up, Mohd.

I guess you could say that Jennifer is
*puts on transitional sunglasses that immediately turn dark*
the Law,Rence, and repeat….

It's a sad state of affairs when the rights to be a giant transforming robot is off-limits. Makes you question what's the point in being born. In America. Since it's everyone's choice to make.

Then Optimus shows up and things get tense and- I'm confusing things clearly.