Mamasaymamasawmamakusaw!

Insert stuffy Moffat hating comment.

Thank you for writing.

He'll take the teeth out your mouth and stick them into cobs of corn, and mock on how you're biting the corn, but not actually tasting or eating the corn. Then he'll make you eat actually disgusting things in place, and lament how you could be eating sweet corn rather than disgusting garbage.
And also, probably kill…

It's the Jews, of course. They just couldn't keep it together. Or in their pants.

I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes, on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

The A.V. Club
Who can really keep track of our terrible things we say?

I made some in my oven, if that counts. It's a crappy oven, but still! Have some snark. You could use it.

Firefly: Should have been only 1 season, 13 episodes. Also, you should cry some more.

Timeline out of sync! I promise.

Little girl babies and their crying moms…

It's his alma mater.

That is true. Goat Simulator is brutal… I'm being a bit sanctimonious.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But at least there were no fats or presidents.

Well, you're talking about shooters. Shooters aren't actually games; they're murder simulators and weapon demonstrations. The government endorses them, while also taking serious complaint.

I envy.

I hate Bats!

How could you say that?!

Bye! Have a beautiful time!

Um, postcards.