I have eyes in the back of my head. Like I have two-faces..

Then he'll put out Batman memorabilia and laugh in your face.

You act like that's the worst they can do..

Its' two times the satisfaction, faced with these odds.

Well, it's because you don't have cable. FX is actually Iron Man 1 and 2, all the time. FXX is the Simpsons, 60% of the time.

It's really about empathy

Everybody else should like myself. Leave this "liking yourself" to the communists.

They are. Just like when they adapt Marvel Zombies, but rather than a Night of the dead affair, it'll be the Avengers getting stoned and trashing the city to Steely Dan.

Women can't play games. Their emotions would conflict with the nature of the machines. They must be cold, aloof, and extremely full of testosterone.

It taught me that my childhood is best, and kids ain't got nothing on it. And also, Elmo can take a long walk off a short pier, into a lake of fire.

Well, that's a record. For the longest time I've been any fun.

Um, we have.. Interstellar. Take it or leave it.

Buy my music please/ buy my music please
(it rhymes, from a vernacular viewpoint)

Somehow, I feel I'll be roped into this, but I can't explain why. This'll fray me to no end, and then I'll be gagged with a spoon. And also BONDAGE

True.

Oh, of course. Why wouldn't we be? You taught me how to bold.

That's horrible. That comment is a hate crime. Against me and against you. Im sorry you've had to live with this.

Well, if there's one thing (..?) has taught me, it's that people steal things. Case in point, Shia Labeouf.

The A.V. Club
Don't tell Jerry Lewis.

Women comedians? Being crude. Don't tell Jerry Lewis.