Yeah, as you said that, I could take two statements from your quote and do it again, but I'll resist. I'm just trying to figure out my place in the hierarchy. And also get free upvotes.

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There's a joke in there somewhere, I just have to dig for it.

Demons. Demons would happen.
And Big Sean.

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Not only a "no", but "meeeeeeeeh".

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The cosmetic surgery of the 2050s can do great things

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Press F to pay respect.

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…shamed my entire family. Again.

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Oh god, my childhood, emotions, memories.

OH MY GIDDY AUNT
I WAS WONDERING WHY IT LOOKED LIKE THAT I WAS JUST HOPING IT'S ME IM SORRY IM SO SO SORRY EVERYONE, UGH THIS IS AWFUL I FEEL SO EMBARESSED

Who is it and Stranger in Moscow, I like a lot more, but Billie Jean has the perfect balance of everything.

He's HIStory. He's got to be there. He's Ben. He's music and me.

Michael Michaels? Where have I acquired an extra Michael? Does anyone want a Michael?

I am, sadly, not the A.V. Club. I'm a real boy.

It's like an all of the above question.

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Had a very infuriating time explaining this to a coworker recently.

Putting the Deviant, in Deviantart.

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..don't have time or energy to explain to you how wrong that is.

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This seems too legit.

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..Just science we don't understand yet

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"It's mystical and from a (expletive) comic book, shut up"