Bad is pretty dated production wise, but the writing shines through. Dangerous is really quite the nice album, lots of good stuff like Remember the Time, Who is it, Give in to Me. HIStory is divisive, but Stranger in Moscow is genius work. Off the Wall is perfect. The Jacksons, now that was some good work.

Well I can give you that, but Off the Wall…. Bad wasn't that bad either, but the better grooves were MJ's rather than Quincy's.

Well, yeah, ok, Prince is deeper, but how do you explain Lotusflow3r and 20ten, and Come, and New Power Soul? At least Invincible is variably good, depending on your tastes. There's a lot of styles on that CD.

It was popular just a couple of weeks ago.

Can we just forget about Taylor Swift and just talk about Michael Jackson instead? I'll start us off.
Billie Jean is the greatest record in the next 30 years of existence. Nothing will come close for the rest of time. Black or White is the biggest hit in forever. Someone else take the ball.

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I'd make a pun, but I don't know any… song titles or lyrics.

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Prolonged exposure to… …results in death by annoyance.

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R.I.P. Everybody

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Hey, be nice.

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(It was low hanging fruit, I'm sorry.)

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Jams out to funky 70s rock

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Has no respect for Sesame Street

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Flat. Very flat.

Just Cause 2 is the great art form. It requires a PHD in order to understand it. If that doesn't work, you can just cheat on Google.

9/11 was an inside job

The profile pic makes this work though.

Should I engage?
Yeah ok. Fine I will. But I won't feel good, Anne Frankly, you shouldn't either. This is Heily illogical.

No. It killed my fatherrrrrrr

Well, it's space. The temperature varies from planet to planet.

Obviously, you didn't see that one. It was a good one. It's the episode where the Doctor goes to school and laughs in every "intelligent" person's face.