Full disclosure: there was a time when I knew automatically who you were referring to, and didn't have to go to Wookiepedia to make sure it was ol' bandage head.

Oh my God, a Dengar reference?!?! Be still my beating heart!

Can they CGI out Forest Whitaker's lazy eye? In the Star Wars universe, surely the medical technology exists to fix lazy eyes and cleft pallets with a few sprays of Bacta fluid, no?

This looks great. Disney should have originally focused on this instead of VH1's "Star Wars OT Characters: Where Are They Now!?!?!?"

The only woman my wife is aware of my hatred for is her mother. But my wife hates her too, so it's a wash.

Haha, GREAT comeback!!

My wife proposed to me.

In other words, women care too much about superficial things. This Amy Schumer thing is an example of it. In modernity, where women are equal to men, women have convinced themselves that unimportant things, like the above example, "matter." In the past, men held back women, but the people holding women back nowadays…

This sort of hand-wringing is why men have always, and will continue to outpace women in all aspects of society.

What is the who of what?

Tigerman is actually a very powerful superhero. His greatest feat of strength is sleeping during the day, to the delight of children, who keep tapping on the glass, trying to wake him up, but he's just too powerful to be woken up.

Yeah, I have my Master's in English. It's neither quantity nor quality of Ignatiy's reviews I have a problem with, it's that he's writing mini essays. A review shouldn't be this in depth. He can write an analysis of it later, after people have had a chance to actually see the goddamn thing. A reviewer doesn't have to…

Jesus Hula Hooping Christ, reviews should not be this long. Every review this guy does is a fucking essay, if you read his entire reviews there's no reason to watch the movie.

It starts with them reading and getting ideas, and the next thing you know they'll be voting and owning land!

BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES
MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER! BUNNY LIVES MATTER!
BUNNY LIVES MATTER!

"Every once in a while I have to say something like this to remind
Peaches that our lives are not equal. Even when it’s in shambles, my
life is a palatial estate compared to her one-room shack. I use this
fact as proof of why I don’t need to listen to her, why her instincts
suck, and why my way of living is better…

They're not going away, don't they still make vinyl records?

Movies and TV shows can not compete with reality when it comes to an individual having his existing racial stereotypes subverted and corrected. A racist has to be around blacks that do not fit racial stereotypes for him to change his mind. You can make a movie that realistically depicts the effects of racism on a…

This "It's been 30 years, but things are still the same" thing has now become a cliche.

It's ironic to complain Hollywood doesn't represent minorities well
since so much of racism is about maintaining a power structure devoted
to controlling people not allowed into the private club, because that is
how Hollywood functions in real life. So, I have a crazy idea: stop looking to Hollywood to competently…