"this would be a good time to tell you on that I’m on the spectrum myself"

Um, actually, straight white males are the most marginalized group in this country.

"The Sean Penn who thought it a good idea to have the death of literally
hundreds illuminate one old man’s sad existence probably believes that."

I didn't know

In grad school, I wrote about Conquest and how it reflects Marxist beliefs. I was surprised my professor approved it as my final paper for the class, and it was fun as hell to research and write.

I'd see this if it came out five years ago, but this looks derivative AF.

If Good Vibrations was on Pet Sounds, Pet Sounds would be the best pop album of all time.

"Her earlier stand-up work often affected the persona of a self-centered, clueless, or even cruel white woman…"

Nothing by Zappa, you hacks? "More Than A Feeling" and "Layla?" Way to be imaginative! It's like having a dating profile that says you like the Beatles, the beach, and spending time with friends. Though "Only In Dreams" is a good choice.

"tricks from abroad"? What is this, a movie about a hooker with a heart of gold, or sumthin?

I understand the content leaves a lot to be desired, but how's the grammar?

I thought the point of the exercise would be to have the main cast reflect the diversity of the nation, not to remove entirely the second highest percentage demographic (assuming straight white females are the highest).

Because the most credible source is the actual subject, in this case Spielberg himself. Without a direct interview you do yourself a disservice, not getting it from the horse's mouth. Also, this author might have avoided seeming like such an uninformed twit if she ran her "theories" by Spielberg so that he had the…

If you are refused an interview with the subject of your study, put the work on hold until you can get that interview.

Pretty Years by Cymbals Eat Guitars

I used to be like you: unemployed, out of shape, watching Kevin Smith movies…

"Quinn’s grousing is more an affectionately exasperated head tilt than
the full-on assaults that other comics launch against “PC
culture”—sneering attacks at the likes of feminists, civil rights
activists, and basically anyone who thinks people can relate to each
other without being bullying, braying assholes."

Makes me think of Van Morrison.

I've listened to several Opie and Jim clips that Pete Davidson is on and he seems like a prick. There's something off about him, he seems full of rage.

Good god, I couldn't even read the second half of this review this sounds so boring and terrible. We get it, Christopher Guest. We. Get. It.