I'm waiting for the Neil Degrasse Tyson biopic, in which the passage of time is shown via his changing hair styles, like Dr. Hibbert on Simpsons flashbacks.

Still want Gordon to have a mustache.

So instead Gordon gets retconned? How's that any better?

It was pretty good. Before the Nolan ones existed, a lot of people thought it was the best Batman movie. Great version of Penguin too, he should be nasty and gross, not like Burgess Meredith.

Supposedly she has an art gallery, but I assume she's afraid to go there because of all the rampant crime. Gotham needs a hero who will make the streets safe for the 1% to buy priceless paintings.

Thankfully she's not on screen all that much, and she's almost always in their ridiculously beautiful and completely unaffordable for the salary of a gumshoe detective apartment. And why doesn't Gordon have a mustache?

And the Penguin in Batman Returns, his big plan at the end was to steal the first born of the rich families of Gotham, so this plot point in this episode had already been done.

Oliver Sava and I are on complete opposite pages when it comes to this show.

I guess.

How old is he supposed to be? Bruce Wayne is what, 12? Penguin is ~30? When Bruce is Batman, Penguin was always at least ~50 right?

This article is proof that Sean O'Neal has become self-aware. His designers better pull the plug before he begins learning at an exponential rate.

"Likewise, none of the characters are remotely compelling because their entire arc consists of ham-fisted foreshadowing."

It's delicious. Why?

I know, I'm talking about audience expectations.

Shh! I'm enjoying obscurity, don't blow my cover.

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Whatever, you have 20 minutes on Ovaltine.

This being a Grateful Dead documentary produced by Scorsese, it will feature the Rolling Stones "Gimme Shelter."

So, it's like Gotham? Batman without Batman? Fox is on the cutting edge.