YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it's Entertainment Weekly. You expected better quality?

Also: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar

Meh. At least it's not a gritty reboot.

It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in complaint and were never silenced.

…something about "nukeing the fridge"…

This is NOT his beautiful wife.

At least he had more chemistry with Julia Ormond than Humphrey Bogart had with Hepburn. I read somewhere that even Billy Wilder was ultimately put-off by the idea of them being paired together which is why the movie didn't end with a kiss.

Real grass is not delicious at all. I know this from experience.

"You better be good or else Lucy will come get you!" -Parents everywhere. The boogeyman is officially out of business.

I had pizza at my wedding too. We had it brought in as a late night snack to help everyone stay energized for the epic reception dance party!!!!

Perfunctory: Go ninja, go ninja, go!

I liked Drew's reaction too: it looks like he genuinely thought it was hilarious.

Bing again!

Better get going if we're going to stay ahead of the weather!

And "Blart" rhymes with "fart" and that's funny too! Fart. *giggles*

The chocolate covered Peeps are actually pretty good, but then again, they are just chocolate covered yellow marshmallows vaguely shaped like a chick.

Yuuuuup.

Unfortunately, "Great Job, Internet" doesn't go away when April 1 ends.

Feel it! Feel it!