Awww, here it goes!

Cigars and Laker Girls?

The first Batman has not aged well. Batman Returns remains the best of the series.

what would he have to gain at this point?

I used to write for a small town local newspaper and I wish I would have had the opportunity for a hot scoop like that!

He did see the movie and liked Rainier Wolfcastle as the president, "I was elected to lead, not to read!"

Conan and Andy

Someone should tell Fallon he shouldn't adopt all of Johnny Carson's attributes

Is this another episode of Really?! with Seth & Amy?

So that would make Trump the unseen abusive foster father?

They should have cast Molly Ringwald. She looks more like a convincing alien.

Way ahead of you… http://www.mirror.co.uk/new…

Yea, once we get that moody Enid out of the picture. Then it's Rebecca's time to kick some ass!

That one's okay, but definitely Top 3 Sandler & Barrymore collaborations

Or a Ghost World 2?

She 'erped when she should have derped!

or David "Kung Fu" Carradine

"My johnson is twelve inches long."

Comedians tend to be miserable people. Except Pete Holmes. That guy gets delighted by a dog with a puffy tail.

I told people I got invited, but no one ever believed me.