Don't you get it? Snyder reads the comics. Why else choose an overly obscure z-grade villain?

Hollywood stars? What's so stellar about this hall-ee-wood place anyway? Never even heard of it. Wait… So there's Bollywood. And Dollywood. But nope, never even heard of this other one. Maybe this Renner fellow can choose not to work on a movie because nobody's going to see it anyway.

Balls, then?

Guys this is a DCEU newswire. Let's get back on track: everyone who likes the DCEU movies is an idiot. Everyone who hates the DCEU movies is an idiot. There. Now, talk amongst yourselves.

Viggo Mortenson's got it so bad they have to CGI clothing on to him in most movies. Go back and look… Dude is basically always naked.

MIRAKURU!

Any more than that and it starts to chafe

So…Which is the secret Nazi and which is the rapist?

I like the part at the end where it says the thing about his agents trying to tone down the audible rage levels. This dude was just named the "best value" in Hollywood by Forbes; he works for peanuts and headlines the most bankable franchise in history. The agents may try to shut him up, but the studios wouldn't let…

Lecher? I barely know 'er!

Don't be silly. OD-ing on heroin might make Cavill a smidge interesting… So no chance of that happening.

After spending my whole day at my job as an online content writer reaching out to clients as though I'm a customer service rep, I have absolute sympathy for these British character actors who dgaf about appeasing nerds who like tits and dragons. It's crazy that they have to do all the acting stuff and then be the main…

I'm wet right now!

If one more headline with the name Casey shows up today, AV Club should just make it a regular feature called "In Casey You Missed It."

So this is something I came up while drunk and watching a bad van Damme movie ( double impact for my fans out there): this article implies that the movie is somehow lacking because the act (sending a non-bcc'd email) results in a completely realistic situation ( reporters don't show up). But why? Shouldn't we take…

Female John Wick I get… But single working mother? You're talking crazy, skitch.

Does it count as "presidential" if Trump tweets an insult to Rosie without insulting a major social group (in this case, LGBT+)? Genuine question. Where's the bar set now?

King of the Hill did it.

Don't besmirch the good name of incest by linking it to that tiny-handed traffic cone.

True fact: Sky Arts is now collaborating with Lucasfilm to begin negotiations with Jackson's estate to digitally recreate him for future appearances in shitty TV shows and Star Wars.