In 2017, pointing out something is homophobic makes it OK (and funnier!) to be homophobic.

But St. Vincent's are so possessive.

I don't always watch horror anthologies, but when I do I prefer XX.

He calls himself "ratings machine DJT." Donald, bubby, people also stop and stare at a car crash when it's free…

I've decided to make fewer decisions with the movie's I watch. For instance, I recently downloaded the FilmStruck app and they curate movies based on different categorical factors. Now all I have to do is select the theme (currently watching an Yves Montand collection) and my next 10 or so movies are already planned…

The Last Picture Show-er. (You don't want to take another because the water is contaminated.)

This post is better if you read "president-elect" in the "my wife" voice.

I didn't read this article, but I know this beer will suck. How do I know? Featured image. At 50, Astley is not a big fat guy. Beer is a drink for big fat guys. I know, I'm a beer drinking big fat guy myself. But Astley is not that, therefore his beer will suck.

Seeing as how this review was posted in January, I'll have to assume no one will see my comment. All the same, this tree must fall:

Did anyone else have a giggle fit at the headline/image, or has 2016 finally turned me into an unfeeling monster?

Cranston is a skilled but not naturally charismatic actor. I think it makes sense that his great performance would be that of a skilled but not naturally charismatic scientist/criminal. Instead of detracting from the character, as it usually would, he was able to integrate it and seemingly give Walter White a rare…

Gee the guy who said he admires Hitler is pro-Trump? Color me… white! (I don't want to get deported.)

"This movie will kick your arsenal."

Nah you're thinking of Dermot Mulroney. I get them confused too.

Oh oh I have one! I find both of you mildly irritating!

For real though, when Trump supporters refer to "making America great again," is Thicke rapping with the Ninja Turtles what they mean? If so, may be everything will actually be alt-right.

I don't know… Being stalked by a chick with kids…

UN: "We hate women's bodies!"

That door's foreign policy is stupid and ineffective!

I think they're too busy covering Brexit.