That's disgusting and sexist. They're called "bazongas".

Nobody prouder than an anonymous internet commenter.

"Draw me like one of your French girls, okay. Like the classiest French girl you've ever seen, okay."

I think it's pretty obvious he meant a boudoir photoshoot.

Interracial: BBD Wrecks Ginger P*ssy

Maybe Robin Tunney.

Rich white kids are encouraged to say and do whatever they want? What a time to be alive.

"They've had it too good for too long" gets thrown around a lot when people are joking about faux-outrage, but you know what? Jennifer Lawrence has had it too good for too long. Not being Hawaiian and having little to no knowledge of their culture, I know I may be out of my depth here, but still, fuck her.

Wait. I know. Two brackets means Soundgarden is a Jew, right? Or is it a cuck? Internet racists (and anti-Semites), help me out here.

Not synergy! I'm fucking sad because I only have a one-sided lightsaber!

Of course Batman has the two-sided lightsaber. I remember when Ep 1 came out and all of the kids that I would later acknowledge as douche bags all thought that was the coolest thing they'd ever seen.

Better than kicking someone while they're Down. That would be a hate crime.

What is this? Gawker? The white men are failing upward!

More like Dame Ian Lewis, amirite?

Renegades… and degenerates!

This sorghum tobaccy like Grandma?

What do you have against pizza?

This is altogether a better Wednesday than the last one.

Very real and important question: is it pronounced lay-a or lee-a?

Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha… "Handsome."