Nah, it'll be Family Circus re-captioned by David Duke. Trump would ban Dilbert based on the pointy haired boss character, and Scott Adams would be put to death for libel.

"Many people- the best people- are telling me [insert literally anything here]"

No. And while I would say there are a few actresses whose performances I prefer, Chastain is head and shoulders above most of her contemporaries.
It's not just her looks.

That it doesn't have a complex narrative doesn't make it a slight film. It's balancing a little humor, a little horror, folklore that could easily come off as silly (but doesn't), and the nearly impossible to properly execute faux-documentary/found footage style.
Adding more to it narratively and action wise than it…

"How do I make it sound like I care about women but at the same time totally diminish their achievements?"- The inner thought process of @BobbyMcD.

Although I didn't want a remake to happen, I have to admit that Marshall was basically the most perfect choice possible for the project, unless Del Toro was on the job.
Still, better to have the original remain the definitive and only version.

Starship Troopers is his masterpiece, to be sure. One of the best films of the 90s, and one of the best political/speculative sci-fi films of all time.

I'm sure for a lot of folks it's six of one, half a dozen of the other, but I'll take Monty Python over the fucking Simpsons every day of the week.

I'm joking- it's probably my favorite graphic novel ever, but it's easy to see why someone wouldn't like it. Even I didn't on my first read.

You are the proud holder of one of the only opinions in the universe which is simply objectively wrong.

How, exactly? I'm curious, because she seems more to have been unfortunately involved in someone else's insanity than insane herself.

It does seem increasingly unlikely that the Wachowskis are even attempting to make money with any of their projects at this point.

Isn't that basically what the Speed Racer movie is?

It didn't even really work in the age before internet spoilers. It's possibly the most spoiled movie of all time, and since it homes almost entirely on that twist, it's pretty ineffective in my opinion.

Jokejacking both explains the concept and has a kind of phonetic rhythm that might work.

Aronofsky is kind of like Del Toro. You always read about 4 or 5 interesting projects he's attached to each year, then nothing, and you wonder what's up, then it's announced they got canceled.

With $81 in $1 bills, of course.

DUCK YOU AUTOCUCUMBER!

That's pretty easy to do, since Agents of Shield is written like fan fiction.

Well, success is the best revenge.