The hate for Elysium just puzzles me. For my money, it's his best movie by far. One of the best modern sci-fi action films bar none.

Such butt. Very wow.

You've been here too long to be surprised that literally any comment section can devolve into an excuse for tired Simpsons jokes.

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OF COPS.

On the other hand, none of Tarantino's other films feature Tucker at all, which is a point in their favor.

Oh, no. No, not even a little bit.

I'd much rather root for Schrodinger's Catelyn.

I think the meat fucking could work if they got Bryan Fuller to direct that arc.

He's… blue, baba-dook, ba ba di?

I think it would have resolved itself more safely if more people had access to phones.

Why nunna dem on Prime, yo?

UPDATE 10/30/15 1:15 PM: Guillermo Del Toro announces big budget Count Chocula adaptation that will be "dark" and "adult"

I'm sure if you watch the extra features on the Room 237 DVD, there's at least a dozen theories about how Kubrick was conspiring to shit on King in some way. Probably in the way he had the production assistant rotate soup cans.

Is "turture" what happened to that poor turtle in Cannibal Holocaust?

I guess I'll just have to go and see it twice, then.

When I was a kid, I and all my friends just thought it was fucking awesome. We would fast forward through the whole video in order to watch it.

Let's not pretend this show has been any good whatsoever for the last 3 seasons. That would just be silly.

Fassbender or gtfo.

UPDATE: (10/17/2015, 2:45 PM) Guillermo Del Toro to direct Pet Sematary, Ron Perlman to star

Hey, she was only dating Hitler ironically.