Everyone send me exactly 1 bitcoin right now or I'm posting spoilers.

I wanted to enjoy it but there were too many triggers and microaggressions.

Butter face?

Is she hot?

Yup, that was *this* close to being on the Best Horrible Deadly Accidents Of 2015 reel.

Let's ALL masturbate. They can't arrest ALL of us!

What's the deal with Yondr anyway? More like Yawnder.

Does Yondr make a wife-size pouch? Ammirite folks?

But give me a No Bro Zone anytime.

Very nice! Sexy time! Etc.

What will the sequel be called?

Dr. Ben Carson thinks this is a documentary.

Is he still trying so hard?

I can't believe they stooped Solo.

Agreed. It Luked foolish.

Luke's son?

I've been watching it for years!

Any word on who plays Hilary Clinton as she shrieks with laughter while denying military assistance?

When I go to McDonald's I already expect chaos and shitty food so this changes nothing for me.

I was hoping that meant there was a clip of Bernie Sanders calling someone a cunt.