As I white suburban dad, if this album does ever come out I will laud its genius.

Same way you get to Carnegie Hall.

OK how about raise your hand if you were *not* raped by Bill Cosby.

Considering the number of women he raped it's amazing he supposedly only has one illegitimate child.

The character who says the N word the most probably.

This movie should be called Reservoir Dogs VII: The Olde West.

The names of these venues makes me sad.

Is Mail Chimp paying for Adnan's attorney?

Any mention of LibTARDS or DemocRATS?

You lost me somewhere in the third paragraph. So was it good or not?

Geez just 'cause it was in Top Gun it deserves saving? If it were there VW Beetle from Herbie, the Love Bug I could understand…

If you're not outraged then clearly you're not liberal enough.

People who strike it rich and then fritter all their money away doesn't depress me in the least.

Taken IV: Took.

My grandma heard it and says it sounds like a bunch of hoodlums hootin' and hollerin'.

Tango and Cash 3: Last Tango in Paris.

Ram Beau: Fist Blood?

Rambo: Get Off My Lawn.

After this John Rambo will be able to star in the next Expendables movie.

Next up: Rambo: First Blood Clot.