Pfft. What an idiot. Everyone knows you play the guitar with your hands not your elbows.

ThomYorkesiaonetrickpony.

What's a mail k-himp?

C- for content, B+ for patriotism.

I can't wait for the dump of salacious emails hacked from Alamo Drafthouse.

There's something different about this Annie. I can't put my finger on it.

Are you earning $4000 a week working from home?

Do these terrorists also know that the new Annie movie is also about the assassination of Kim Jong Un?

Where is Ween on this list?

He was born Jacksonwicz though.

Leonardo DiCaprio uses Willy Pfistergash.

Scarlet Johansen goes by Eileen Eulich.

He's only half black. He can't even be black properly. LOL! Ammirite?

What if Seinfeld WERE Serial.

And Bill Cosby wants to become the warden at a women's prison.

You don't think that he just wants to give back to the community?

If the glove don't plunge then you must expunge.

As Mr. Wahlberg rapped when he was with the Beasty Boys he's, "Too legit, too legit to quit!"

With the director shouting, "CUT! CUT CUT!"

I really dig this guy's look. Very original.