But for all we know the whole Cosby Show cast are rapists.

Awwwwwwwww (about the panda, not the Cosby rape thing).

He's the guy from The Cosby Show. You know, the one that raped all those women?

But how would you respond if you had actually raped a whole bunch of women?

No, the "sorry you were offended" one.

In a way he's raped all of us.

Pro wrestling has valets?

Do you guys check out your poop before flushing it?

"I hate every duck I see from Havanna to Muscovy"

…"composter Steven Norris …" That's not a typo is it?

Comedian: Yo check this out.. Black guys drive a car like this: doo doo chhh ba doo doo. Yeah but white guys, they just drive a car like this: Badiptdadoo badipta dipta doo!

Oh man this is gonna be good.

Will she wear a skin tight super hero outfit?

Sung to the tune of You're The One That I Want: "You can't handle the truth! Oo,Oo,Oo honey!"

Toy Story 4 finds Andy moving back home after taking 6 years to get his degree.

Just as the GOP comes back in to power. Coincidence?

I hope for the Bionic Woman they go with a body positive image and cast someone like Kathy Bates or Gabourey Sidibe in the title role.

My suggestion for the name of the show: Bling and Yang.

If there's a cop who is just days away from retirement he'd best be extra careful.

Yes but he can still do a round house like an 86 year old.