KISS is playing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year.

That's a great idea. Do a hostile take over of Queensryche LLC and then once you own a controlling stake make them just perform your songs on tour.

This sounds risky. For better diversification I suggest the 80s Metal ETF. The top five holdings are RATT LLC, Cinderella LLC, White Lion Holding Company, Bullet Boys, Inc. and Kingdom Come LLC.

Also "gunt"

The word "genius" is used way too liberally these days.

You know what would be ironic? If the hearse breaks down on the way to the funeral.

4 fukkin' discs?

I can't the only one who couldn't care less about any of the characters and just watch for the zombies and post-apocalyptic art direction.

Yup. And they could all wear white lab coats and berets.

Isn't it about time for a remake of the remake of Psycho?

The Chupacabre jokes just write themselves.

Saw VI: Seen.

Chemical castration is the answer.

Need? Or want?

This is exactly why I stick with MatureTube.com.

If this is true it's too awful for me to be snarky about.

Or possibly الجميع يحب الخليفة

Next they are adapting it for the Islamic State where it will be called قتل اليهود.

That picture looks like it was taken in the teacher's lounge.

Meh. I'll just wear a tragedy mask for the whole show.