I'm not actually monogamous, and I was raised by atheists. But I don't make a religion out of judging other people's choice to be monogamous, either. Your services must be miserable.

I'm not saying she did the right thing. I'm saying she did a human thing and I get it. And frankly I don't know what IS worse for kids raised in the public eye: to know your dad's a cheater and that mom covered it up to protect everyone and went through a depressive period while watching people praise your dad for…

But that's kind of the thing about cheating that really nails the awfulness down, isn't it? I know countless families where the wronged party kept the cheating secret for the sake of the children. So on top of being betrayed, on top of the marriage ending, or on top of working to save the marriage, you have to hide…

I so hope that they can come to terms with each other this season. My one dream for this show.

I love Donna so much, so it's great to hear Kerry Bishe has an (amateur) science head as well.

I'm so happy she named them Art and Donnie but so sad she didn't have triplets so she could name one Felix.

That's debatable. As in, literally people are debating that.

And let's not forget that black women ARE killed by the police (Sandra Bland anyone?)

Just because you need an explanation doesn't mean the majority of people do.

I don't know why I am so absurdly angry about Euron's navy, but there it is.

I'm going off 1,000 because that's what Euron asked for last season and they smacked down the gigantic dragon armada comprising at least three navies. Also, those ships were clearly built FOR Iron Isles (with the iconography), and they were improbably beautiful.

No. Nononononono. I can suspend disbelief, but I cannot take it as plausible that the Iron Isles, which has no fucking trees, is capable of an army of 1,000 identical ships, built to specification, with fucking squid sails. To put it into perspective, America had 12 ships during the Revolution, and that was a gigantic…

"Let’s talk logistics of mass production, friend."

Thank you! It's a great quote.

In Pod Save America's most recent, they quoted… some politician, I forget, saying something like the following: "When you're on the road to treason, it often doesn't look like treason until you're at the end of the road." Basically, what is the Russian government going to do, send a government official with a badge…

MVP of the episode: Keith, responding to Cherry asking why he isn't participating in the car wash. "I don't have a bikini body." Pumps iron. "Yet."

Yeah I was not blown away like everyone else was in AG (not that she was bad AT ALL, she just didn't have enough room for me to see what she was capable of), but this show has made me a super fan.

Reggie's kind of the worst as well. Sam has been clear as hell she's not into Reggie until this episode. He's being entitled and manipulating this event into something that gets him into her pants. And the second she's not stringing him along. She follows through on the displayed interest. Yes she is the worst, but…

I love this show, but I don't know how to feel about the Reggie's entitlement to Sam. He is suuuuuch a Nice Guy to her, and in this episode it almost feels like he starts to use what happened to him as leverage to get into her pants. And Sam should know better! She has been turning him down HARD from the beginning.

A hundred bucks Diogo's gonna be the kid from the opening chapter of Abaddon's Gate.