I'd take money to shill for 'em but I wasn't offered any so I'm doing it for free. They did just give away an album, after all.

I said "the" rock music. Clearly I was talking to old people.

My copy of A Ghost is Born has Yoda, Obi Wan and Anakin (Old version) instead of an egg on the cover.

Even if you're not knocked out by their songs, they are far from slavish to their album arrangements and play with a pure giddy energy. It's good vibes without pandering to the idea of good vibes. And it's loud enough.

I Am Trying to Herd Your Nerf

I saw them in 2012 as well, by themselves at the bandshell in Prospect Park. So much fun.

If you like the rock music and you've never seen the Wilco live and also if you have the opportunity, go see the Wilco live. They hit that perfect balance point between punk noisemakers and consummate showmen that makes for a high energy blast of joy. And all from a bunch of middle-aged dudes.

First Amy Shumer, now this. Face it, Disney, you bought Star Wars just in time to lose it to the internet.

The A.V. Club

That may be true but there's lots of stuff that works in comics that would never work in a movie. Regardless, Aunt May and Peter scenes always annoyed the shit out of me.

I almost agree but as long as they still have Aunt May scenes that stop everything dead and Kirsten Dunst playing some character that happens to go by the name of Mary Jane Watson while looking like she'd rather be anywhere else in the world, Maguire can't possibly be the biggest drag.

She's quietly morphing into Gena Rowlands.

Don't forget the Axe Body Spray. Blind people should be able to identify douchebags, too.

But isn't "Exhausted" the last track?

I too have an uncle who looks shockingly like EVH. So… we'll always have that?

The cat in Satantango, horse in Andrei Rublev…. Yep, that math checks out.

Here's the thing: they code it right into the movie, with the midwestern guy who says his began when someone else mentioned it for the first time to him. I haven't had an episode in a long time but right when he said that I was like "oh shit…"

I did one better and watched the fucking thing right before bed. Stupid Dirk! Stupid stupid!

Now that you mention it, I can work with masturbating Eisenhower.

We're talking about Eisenhower, not me.