If Yield is your favorite, it means you are a grownup.

I'm Doug and I'm not gonna let you lock me in my room like some kind of Manimal!  Forget it, I'm outta heeeere.

Return of the Jedi is the first movie I can actually remember seeing in the theater.  It was 1983 and I was 5 years old.  I've told this story before, but here it is again: my parents took me to see it at Eastgate Mall in Chattanooga, TN.  There was a huge crowd of people waiting in line outside the theater and a dude…

Right?!

As long as it's not Kim, we're safe.  On the other hand, if it is Kim, I can happily ignore the absurd outcry.

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Same.

There are those that prefer Sgt. Peppers and the White Album but those are dumbasses.

I work in marketing.  This is hypothetical.  Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Jimmy Marinos?

Not to mention the fact that you will be responsible for the death of another human being, regardless of how you view them.

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus No one is off limits.  No one.

We have a winner!

THAT'S why Prometheus sucked!

Gives new meaning to the term cuntpunt.

Who gives a shit?  It'd still be a great threesome.

That's the spirit!  Who else?

Not from me, you don't.  You get NO immunity from me, you piece of shit! Every criminal I've put in prison, every cop that owes me a favor, every creep and scumbag that walks the streets for a living will know the name of @avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Now you talk to me, or that precious immunity…

He fixes the cable?

She dresses it in a dirty Journey t-shirt.