A man does not let an ugly little nameless girl do his work for him

This is a now or never type proposition.  No you can't do it yourself but you will receive photographic evidence of the completed task.

Just shout it whenever you feel.  In fact, don't limit yourself to just this song.  Example:

SHA!!!

You and @avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  are the only ones to give serious answers so far and I applaud you for it.

No.  This is straight up assassination, not execution.  In most cases the target won't even know it's coming before they are gone.

They were paid better than a pennyroyal tea.

It will be tailored to the needs of the assassination.  Quick and clean, wherever possible, no collateral damage.

Collective Soul would like a word with you.

DEAD THREAD!!!

Mmm I just bit my tongue.

Deerhoof - Crow
Fucked Up - Ship of Fools
High Places - Universe
Sigur Rós - Hjartað hamast (bamm bamm bamm)
A Sunny Day in Glasgow - Lights

Ewen McGregor, Kevin Bacon

I never stuck so much as a toe in a J.J. Abrams movie again.  That's how much fuck flare!

Eat Yrself Fitter is a song I like to play that's sure to annoy people I don't want around while still being completely enjoyable to myself.

It was hot and I was hungry.

He did say A word for everything.

Did anyone mention the titty thing to you yet?

Baby, you got a stew goin'!

You stand a good chance of them doing that number again.